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Vol 9 Chapter 2
Bulletin Board Chapter
Yuuji, Consulting about the defense of the pioneer village
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[I made] I kind of got to another world when I went out of my home after 10 years part 41 [a contribution site! ]
1 : YES Lolita NO touch
This is the thread where you can enjoy the information, images and videos [Yuuji] uploaded from another world!
Is this really another world? How did he make them?
This is the thread to verify it.
I made designs, but I haven’t found any patternmakers!
I want to make the perfect clothes, even for the little girls in the real world!
And so I made a design & pattern paper site for everyone, where you can contribute and download for free!
It’s still a test version, so it may not go well though!
Ah, reproduction is not allowed okay!?
The NEET posting >>900 is to open the next thread!
2 : Anonymous ETNE
It no longer has anything to do with Yuuji or the other world does it!?
3 : Clothes group member B
The idea is from the loli bastard, but I helped out you know~
There’s still much more to come for the site design!
4 : Anonymous NEET
I’m reluctant, but let me say that to 1 too
5 : Anonymous NEET
Saay, the pictures that already have been uploaded
is packed jam full with Alice though…
6 : Anonymous MEAT
It’s inevitable you know!
It’s the lolicon bastard after all!
7 : Anonymous NEET
And the Alice designs are ordinarily cute
I, I feel mortified…! *hard shudder*
8 : Anonymous NEET
It’s not a bad feeling I tell you!
9 : YES lolita NO touch
Pattern maker-san found!
But he’s a pro so buying the pattern paper is expensive…
10 : Well-informed NEET
Of course it is.
It’s their tool of trade
If we have the pattern paper, then we can do things like mass production
It’s something like a copyright sale
11 : Kemona Lv.MAX
So our dreams won’t come true then!
12 : Anonymous NEET
Methinks your dreams don’t have to come true
13 : Yuuji
[Sad news] Reproduction of modern day underwear is prolly gonna take time
Also got a request from Kevin-san for a woman’s clothing made of silk
14 : Anonymous NEET
What do you mean with either?
Moar info pls
15 : Anonymous MEAT
That Kevin-san had such hobbies!
16 : Infra worker
No, it doesn’t mean that he’s going to wear female clothing, you know!
He doesn’t, does he?
17 : Anonymous ETNE
No, girly pops?
18 : Anonymous NEET
I want to kill myself for imagining it
19 : Anonymous NEET
Yuuji, you’ve sewed Alice-chan’s panties right?
Can’t you reproduce it even by using the sewing machine?
20 : Yuuji
The elasticity, raw materials, the 3D form,
the sewing or the many parts, they said various things
The sewing machine is electric so…
the extension cord won’t reach and also there’s no
other way but to let them in the house, but…
21 : Anonymous NEET
If it’s for the sake of underwear!
Can’t you just let them in!?
22 : Anonymous NEET
It’ll be limited to underwear
23 : Anonymous NEET
So only Alice-chan can still enter house, huh Yuuji
Isn’t it already fine if it’s just the garden?
24 : YES lolita NO touch
I want them to enter the house if it’s for Alice-chan’s clothes!
But they will be under the same roof as Alice-chan then…
Never mind, that’s not good!
25 : Anonymous NEET
You go to sleep already, pervert
26 : Anonymous NEET
The elasticity of the cloth or raw materials?
Is it that difficult?
27 : Well-informed NEET
Should be difficult
Even with the same thread, it differs just by weaving it or knitting it
And naturally the weaving methods and knitting methods are different too
There shouldn’t be any synthetic fibers either
28 : Sakura’s friend
Elasticity of the cloth and raw materials…
You can’t understand those if you don’t have the real thing right?
29 : Anonymous NEET
Uh, uh oh!
30 : Anonymous ETNE
Didn’t we tell you to consider the time, Yuuji!?
31 : Anonymous MEAT
For what sake did you think we buried the previous thread!?
32 : Anonymous NEET
Well, the only one in trouble is Yuuji though
33 : Anonymous NEET
It’s Sakura-chan’s turn after a long time right!?
34 : Sakura’s Friend
35 : Anonymous NEET
You don’t have to tell us you reported!
36 : Yuuji
No, Sakura. It’s that you know
If you don’t properly care for them and it gets heavy and saggy, it’ll be terrible right?
They say it hurts when they do intense movement you see
Besides look, the fun of choosing cute underwears for girls etc
It doesn’t mean that I had any guilty feelings you know
36 : I love huge breasts
That’s right Sakura-chan!
We were thinking for the sake of the girls!
37 : Former talented salesman
Don’t you post that after changing your name
38 : YES lolita NO touch
For me brassieres and such are trivial
Panties are a… serious matter though…
39 : Kemona Lv.MAX
What happened to the double breasts and
the place where their tail grows Yuuji?
40 : Anonymous NEET
Adding fuel to the fire at this timing!
Not bad, this guy!
41 : Anonymous NEET
It’s become a chaos!
42 : This is Sakura
I will make it light in respect to the otherworld people who only have
Doing it by yourself is fine, but
please give proper ventilation
The smell remains more than you think
Mom said it too
43 : Anonymous NEET
44 : Anonymous ETNE
45 : Anonymous NEET
46 : Clothes group member A
I want to dye…
47 : Clothes group member B
Stay calm A!
48 : Overwhelmingly dog person
I’m constantly surrounded by bow-wow’s scent
So no problems for me then!
49 : Anonymous NEET
Living the solitary life, I watch as a mere spectator
50 : Anonymous NEET
Who- who was it, the guy who said only Yuuji will get damage so
hiding it is quicker and better!
Isn’t everyone getting damage!?
51 : Anonymous NEET
I’ll quit being a shut-in NEET and
go buy deodorant
Would Risesh* be good?
52 : Anonymous NEET
No, is that… a good thing…?
53 : Yuuji
Mine has been a life of much shame*
54 : Anonymous NEET
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
55 : Anonymous NEET
Yuuji’s nerves are amazing to be able to make us laugh here
56 : Anonymous NEET
No, isn’t this just him being disordered?
57 : Cool NEET
Realistically speaking, you don’t have enough seamstresses do you?
We’ve gathered design images and pattern papers and we also have the articles
On top of that, a silken female clothes?
Is it feasible in terms of workload?
58 : Anonymous NEET
A cut through this current!
You saved us there!
59 : Anonymous ETNE
You’re right about that!
There’s not enough seamstresses right!?
60 : Anonymous MEAT
Let’s set aside the reproduction of underwear then!
What is he going to use the silken female clothes for I wonder!
61 : Anonymous NEET
I wonder if Kevin-san really will be wearing it!
62 : Anonymous NEET
The change of course it too conspicuous!
Also 61 calm down!
Kevin-san said he will take the newly silken made clothes and
propose to the woman he likes in the royal capital!
64 : Anonymous NEET
65 : Anonymous NEET
Stop it already!
The thread people’s lives are zero you know!
66 : Anonymous NEET
Let’s make totally perverted clothes
67 : Anonymous NEET
68 : Anonymous NEET
I’ll be hitting the walls for a bit, k
69 : Well-informed NEET
It’s a proposal, so a wedding dress after all?
70 : Anonymous NEET
Isn’t the difficulty level not too high I wonder…
71 : Sakura’s friend
You don’t know that girl’s size well right?
If we do it like that, then I guess an A-line or a Princess-line
72 : Anonymous NEET
O- oh, A-line huh?
Pretty nice eh, that
73 : Anonymous NEET
I know right
It’s absolutely going to be A-line right?
It’s the first letter of the alphabet isn’t it?
74 : Anonymous NEET
Princess is also nice right!
I mean, it’s ohimesama isn’t it!
75 : Infra worker
Don’t overdo it
At least check up on the box in front of you
She’s talking about the line of wedding dresses you know
76 : Anonymous NEET
Is this the composure of a winner!?
77 : Cool NEET
A wedding dress huh
I think it’s a good idea, but difficulty level is high.
Can someone create the design and pattern?
78 : This is Sakura
With Mr Lewis’s connections this time,
I have been introduced to someone who can create clothes
I’ll ask for dresses too then!
79 : Camera ossan
Connections of CG creator Mr Lewis who lives in Los Angeles you say
I have an awfully bad feeling about this though…
No, you could say good feelings too, but…
80 : In charge of verification thread’s video
What a coincidence
81 : Artist
Alright, the next challenge is a dress then!
82 : My hobby is cosplay
We don’t know her face nor her sizes though…
It’s sort of a wedding dress, so we can’t do much but to give her
a passable impression I guess
83 : Anonymous NEET
The artist doesn’t have to participate in this, okay!?
245 : Yuuji
I’m sorry for getting everyone excited, but
I’d like to consult about the pioneer land’s defense
We’ve reinforced the wooden fence and dry moat, but
what would be effective next?
The goblin and orc village subjugation is close, so
simple stuff for starters
246 : Overwhelmingly dog person
A pack of dogs led by Kotarou
They’ll play big roles in the lookout in early stages,
messengers and repelling enemies you know!
247 : YES lolita NO touch
In that case, let’s make a magical little girl corps
led by Alice-chan!
I, I have to think of their uniforms etc!
248 : Anonymous NEET
You two, look at reality!
… It’s another world and yet, look at reality?
249 : Anonymous ETNE
Let it go!
Don’t think deeply about it!
250 : Well-informed NEET
Base defense, huh
If we consider the fact your enemies are monsters
and their level of intelligence we can read from the videos,
simple things should be fine
Traps and abatises will weaken their charging strength,
scaffolds for shooting arrows from the fence, felling and
delimbing trees to get a line of fire,
Something like that isn’t it?
251 : Cool NEET
That should be good I guess
Next would be horse and harness and then spears I guess
252 : Anonymous NEET
You’re fully intending to pursue them from the beginning aren’t you!
No wait, a raid with ambush?
253 : Anonymous NEET
A mounted battle in the forest and such should be impossible jk
254 : Anonymous NEET
Don’t forget to create a camera installation site!
255 : Anonymous NEET
It doesn’t look like they’re really smart, so
Wouldn’t ropes to make them fall down or pitfalls be effective?
256 : Anonymous ETNE
Also that, don’t forget the tricks to gather their attention to Yuuji either!
257 : Anonymous MEAT
The blinding magic for that I guess!
258 : Anonymous NEET
Make some killing space so they can
effectively use Alice-chan’s magic
Lead them with the fence and cutting down trees.
259 : Anonymous NEET
For some reason it feels like easy victory?
260 : Cool NEET
Yuuji, secure projectile weapons like bows and arrows and so forth
what I’m about to say would be the most important after that
Prioritize the pioneer citizens and letting them inside the plot’s mysterious
barrier or prioritize your own safety and letting them die without letting
In order to prepare yourself for the worst
261 : Anonymous NEET
262 : Anonymous NEET
It’s reasonable, but you know…
263 : Anonymous NEET
Why does this guy become an honorable man
as soon as battle comes up?
264 : Anonymous NEET
Could he be that?
Could he be a samurai?
265 : Anonymous NEET
Don’t go making fun of him too much!
He could be someone from Satsuma!
266 : Anonymous NEET
So, you can do the “‘Leave your head here’ ghost”
on the internet too, huh?
267 : Yuuji
Everyone thank you!
I shall discuss it with the others and make them little by little!
TL: *Reference to Osamu Dazai’s Ningen Shikkaku(No Longer Human in ENG)
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