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Vol 9 Chapter 16
Bulletin board chapter
Yuuji, uploading the video of the subjugation battle and a picture of the elf part 1
[In the middle of subjugating] I kind of got to another world when I went out of my home after 10 years part 42 [the juice actors]
(TL: I translated 汁男優 as juice actors, but they’re actually male AV actors starring in… well, you’ll understand when you read the whole thing and you’re aware of the many nsfw materials floating around everywhere)
1: Anonymous ETNE
This is the thread where you can enjoy the information, images and videos [Yuuji] uploaded from another world!
Is this really another world? How did he make them?
This is the thread to verify it.
The Goblin and orc village subjugation has begun at last!
But I have a hunch that it’s easy victory because they have Kotarou and Alice-chan!
Yahoo~! Garbage will be disinfected~!
For now there’s nothing to do if Yuuji doesn’t come back!
Ah, reproduction is not allowed okay!?
The NEET posting >>900 is to open the next thread!
124 : Yuuji
It’s been a week I guess
We’ve got a major event
125 : Anonymous NEET
You’re unusually fanned up~
126 : Anonymous NEET
The second time since three years
127 : Anonymous NEET
Old timer discovered!
Get a job NEET
He sheltered Alice-chan since then right!?
128 : Infra worker
You’re just as much an oldtimer ain’t ya
So what happened?
Or actually, how did the subjugation go?
129 : Yuuji
I’m now in the middle of processing the subjugation video for upload
Everyone is safe!
I found an elf in the forest
130 : Anonymous ETNE
131 : Anonymous MEAT
It’s a festival~!!
132 : Anonymous NEET
133 : Anonymous NEET
An elf… you say?
134 : YES Lolita NO Touch
So is that elf a girl?
How old is she?
These are important facts
135 : Anonymous NEET
I knew they have them elves
Well, Alice-chan also
said she had heard tales of them
136 : Anonymous NEET
Like those things matter!
Yuuji, pics quick!
The subjugation and all don’t matter I say!
137 : Anonymous NEET
Everyone’s safe right?
Pics of the elf quick!
138 : Anonymous NEET
Wait you guys, wait
He went to do the subjugation of the goblin and orc village
And found an elf
In other words…
139 : Anonymous NEET
Her panties was taken off
140 : Anonymous MEAT
Her panties disappeared
141 : Anonymous ETNE
Her panties flew out of the window
142 : Anonymous NEET
Her panties was annihilated
143 : Yuuji
She said it in her self-introduction
She’s a twelve year old Lady she said
It was just when she was kidnapped
so she was safe!
It looks like she would’ve been in danger if we were a day late
144 : NEET Unicorn
145 : Anonymous NEET
Stop it with that name!
146 : Anonymous ETNE
That was close!
The thread title was about to become a bad joke!
147 : Anonymous NEET
Why did you accidentally be in time, Yuujiii!
148 : Anonymous NEET
Go back to your cave, pervert!
149 : YES Lolita NO Touch
Twelve years old, huh…
First of all, please show me a picture!
150 : Anonymous NEET
You too, pervert!
Don’t try to judge after seeing a picture!
So, no picture yet?
151 : I love big breasts
I guess they’ll be outside my strikezone
The likelihood of big breasted elves too?
No, if that’s the case, then my comrade Yuuji’s supposed
to be much more excited about it!
152 : Yuuji
Here, the video of the subjugation battle everyone’s curious about!
It’s a little far so it might be a little hard to understand though
153 : Anonymous MEAT
He actually remembered what triggers us!
Ah, the usual explanation please
Guro is impossible for me
154 : Cool NEET
I guess so
Let’s carefully ask about the elf
How about we enjoy ourselves with the large scale battle now?
155 : Anonymous NEET
I’m gonna catch a cold, you know Yuujii!
156 : Anonymous NEET
Don’t you go taking off your clothes!
I should eat my food right away
157 : Anonymous NEET
He actually dares to say enjoy ourselves…
Is this guy truly a modern day japanese person?
158 : Anonymous ETNE
Video that captures the entirety of the village(?), start!
Or more like, the village is relatively worn out ain’t it!
159 : Well-informed NEET
It must be the problem of intelligence
It’s on a different level than just using
certain things and constructing something.
That aside Yuuji, it’s too far, it’s difficult to understand
Do commentaries please
160 : Anonymous NEET
Is the elf… not here yet…
161 : Yuuji
Participants are about 30
Among them, 20 are from 8th to 6th rank adventurers
And they are in charge of encircling the village so that they can’t escape
I’m also here!
The guildmaster and the two former adventurers
and then 10 5th to 3rd rank adventurers are the raid party
These people are our main battle strength
162 : Anonymous NEET
There were about 250 goblins and orcs remaining right?
Ain’t 10 people too few for main battle strength?
163 : Anonymous NEET
Haven’t they gotten stronger with that rank thingy?
Well, let’s just keep watching!
164 : Anonymous ETNE
Mr Kevin’s exclusive escort is talking to Yuuji for some reason!
Err, is this one Mr Aias if I recall?
Or is he Mr Ianis instead?
They’re not even siblings and yet
Why do the two exclusive escorts have similar names…
165 : Anonymous NEET
This one is Mr Aias
Mr Ianis is the balding gentleman
Losing hair is bad(iya)! You can remember it with that.
166 : Anonymous NEET
You got a rooftop eh
167 : Anonymous NEET
Be silent baldy!
I was at a good part!
168 : Yuuji
Mr Ianis just shaves himself you know…
He told me that the signal came up.
The first attack is Alice’s magic after all
169 : Anonymous NEET
I understood that even when the sound turned strange
Alice-chan must be groaning “Hnngh” here, right?
Alice-chan swings her hands and hurls a ball of flame!
Confirmed impact at the center of the village!
170 : Anonymous NEET
This is kinda…
Alice-chan’s magic… has become stronger again hasn’t it?
171 : Anonymous ETNE
The village is swallowed by the flames!
It’s a big disaster!
Seriously? Isn’t about half the village burning?
172 : YES Lolita NO Touch
Her movements when casting magic
Her triumphant face.
Alice-chan is so adorable…
173 : Anonymous NEET
This ain’t at the level of a pyromaniac!
Ah, the enemies have appeared
174 : Anonymous NEET
What is this
The goblins and orcs that appeared
spurted out blood out of nowhere
Yuuji, you edited the videos?
175 : Camera Ossan
Watch the video from that scene by slow motion or frame-by-frame
It’s giving me goosebumps
176 : In charge of verification thread video
This can’t be possible can it…
If it took time and money then I couldn’t have not done it, but
how many months did it take to do just this scene…
177 : Anonymous NEET
UOOOOOOOH, are you serious!?
179 : Clothes group member A
179 : Anonymous NEET
Ain’t this guy the old man scout!?
… So he wasn’t just all perverted I guess
And I thought he was a comrade
180 : Anonymous NEET
OLD MAN SO COOOOL!
Ivonne-chan too is def gon get him!
181 : Anonymous NEET
The duped person himself is happy about it after all
182 : Infra worker
Don’t take damage from that, you sucker!
But really, adventurers are too strong aren’t they…
183 : Anonymous MEAT
What is it, what is it?
184 : Anonymous NEET
You subjugate the guro already, why don’t you…
The old man scout living in the pioneer land and
two other? Adventurers plunged in and slain the monsters
Those movements of theirs can’t be seen decently if not in slow or frame-by-frame
185 : Well-informed NEET
Apart from the video being genuine without any processing
Humans can’t possibly move this fast
Does the world differ from the laws of physics?
The other world ought to be feared…
186 : Yuuji
I was at the actual spot and I didn’t know what happened…
After this, the enthusiastic guildmaster and
the remaining raid party plunged in
187 : Anonymous NEET
188 : Cool NEET
It’s really a trampling down
189 : Anonymous NEET
Yuuji ain’t doing anything!
190 : Overwhelmingly dog person
Is it not yet Kotarou’s active role!?
191 : Anonymous NEET
Ah, an escaping goblin was shown at a glance
… but, he got killed by the encircling group
192 : Anonymous NEET
They’ve become a little pitiful
193 : Anonymous ETNE
The goblins and orcs decreased in numbers in the blink of an eye!
And then a random large orc appeared there!
Is that the boss I wonder?
It’s large, so it looks strong!
194 : Anonymous NEET
Finally there’s a good ma…
195 : Anonymous NEET
196 : Anonymous NEET
Both the scout and the guilmas
It’s just an old man theater
197 : Anonymous NEET
The otherworld’s old men be monsters ey!
198 : Anonymous NEET
It’s already a throwaway match
199 : Anonymous NEET
I wonder why
Even though I know they should be killed
It’s pretty intense if it’s real
200 : Anonymous NEET
Hey, open your eyes!
It’s not real!
It’s either processed or it’s at least about a different world!
201 : Anonymous NEET
Yuuji is heading off somewhere
What are you going there for Yuuji?
202 : Yuuji
I was called by the guildmaster
Please deal the finishing blow to the orc chief he said
Because if the pioneer leader raises in ranks and becomes stronger, it’ll lead to safety of the pioneer land
203 : Anonymous NEET
204 : Anonymous NEET
Ain’t that just business entertainment!
205 : Well informed NEET
Stability of the pioneer land = guarantee of a place of re-employment for adventurers I see
The other world has it tough too
206 : Anonymous NEET
It’s a simple job of merely filming and dealing the final blow
207 : Yuuji
Up until now you see
Up until now it was easy
The cleanup was intense…
208 : Anonymous NEET
What about the elf?
Say, elf-chan’s not there yet?
209 : Cool NEET
Clean up of the battle huh
It won’t end with just hiring the nearby farmers I guess
210 : Anonymous NEET
Eh, this guy’s an army commander of a warring country?
211 : Anonymous NEET
Don’t touch on that subject already!
There ain’t any decent residents in this thread here!
212 : Yuuji
It’s while we were moving, so
there could be an attack by the remnants so I wasn’t able to film it
If I were to report it in words…
First we went to smash the place to see if there are any remnants hiding
The area we were in charge of had a female orc and orc children
The female orc was covering for her children
I… couldn’t move you know…
Ah, the female orc had double breasts
213 : Anonymous NEEt
Apologize to me for almost sympathizing with you!
214 : Anonymous NEET
Orc having double breasts is meaningless information you know…
215 : Kemona Lv.MAX
As one would expect, orcs are a little…
But double breasts I see!
I’m getting more and more curious about the beastkins!
216 : Well informed NEET
So monsters have parent and child emotions too
Or it may be a trait for groups though
So what happened with that?
217 : Yuuji
Mr Aias and Kotarou exterminated them
When I heard about it afterwards
They would kidnap girls of other races and get them pregnant
and it seems that they would eat children or men
and seeing the human bones in the house made me unbound to it though!
218 : Anonymous NEET
Are the goblins and orcs designed by eroges!?
Ain’t the thread title fitting them to a T!?
219 : Overwhelmingly dog person
No mercy for enemies right?
I expected no less of her!
220 : Anonymous NEET
And the Elf has yet to make her entrance
221 : Cool NEET
So a struggle for existence between humans and monsters
Even if you know that damage will build up if you don’t kill them
you wouldn’t be able to quickly set aside your emotions I guess
222 : Anonymous MEAT
Says the guy who look like would adapt to it quickly!
223 : Yuuji
But you know
If we let them escape, then someday weak people like
Alice or other children may suffer
is what I was told by Mr Aias
I think I can kill them the next time
After this a group of goblins and orcs
came back carrying the kidnapped elf
Mr Aias, Kotarou and I defeated them and
successfully rescued the young elven girl!
224 : Anonymous NEET
About the passage where a dog is nonchalantly put in
225 : Anonymous NEET
Don’t touch that subject already
Kotarou went to the other world
and became something different from a dog surely, yup
226 : Anonymous NEET
Yuuji, you played an active role… you say?
227 : Anonymous NEET
Not bad Yuuji!
So, how about the video of that?
228 : Yuuji
Ah, it was so sudden, so there’s no video
229 : Anonymous NEET
You’re so useless, Yuuji!
230 : Anonymous NEET
I don’t dislike your style of
casting away your own great efforts, Yuuji!
231 : Anonymous NEET
GJ saving her!
Now take a video!
232 : Anonymous NEET
Finally the subjugation part is over!
Now it’s the elf right?
You have a picture of her right? Right?
Say that you have one, Yuujii!
233 : Well informed NEET
There are various points I’m bothered about, but…
let’s do it after listening to everything for starters
234 : Anonymous NEET
It’s a festival~!
That was cold…
235 : Anonymous NEET
That’s why I told you to forget taking off yer clothes!
236 : YES Lolita NO Touch
I have been waiting, Yuuji-san
A picture of the 12 yo elf quickly, if you please
237 : Infra worker
It’s that eh
It’s unnecessarily gross when saying it in polite words
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